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today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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Source: loueeh
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See, I’m green. #green #ulev

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I still don’t see a problem with my boyfriend losing his voice. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ I love @bolivero

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Retail therapy.

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niallers-potatoes:

pwnyzgonnapwn:

lolsofunny:

m-a-d-h-a-u-s:

cannibalismย 

I think you meanย cananabananailism

what the hell is wrong with you people

You must be new here

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Source: m-a-d-h-a-u-s
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Just so I’m on the same page as everyone. The owner of this Lexus has a back up camera, back up sensors, AND STILL FUCKING HIT SOMETHING? #turndownforwhat #swerve

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My free lunch. #nom

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Tonight I had #SeaBass with a salad that had a lemon/olive oil dressing. #healthy

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I feel like I hit the jackpot!!! #winning